POF DATA, FINALLY

WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Welcome back to the stories of my shitty dates. I know I’ve been preoccupied with other things as of late, but I was finally able to gather some new data points to analyze. 

I’m looking at only 2 POF data points versus 7 from Match. To be fair, I suppose I should try to gather more data from POF but for the time being, this will have to do. I cannot tell if POF is in fact worse than Match; I have to also take into consideration that POF is free, whereas Match is about $40 a month (if you’re a sucker and pay the full price haha).

So, in theory, the POF dates should suck more than the Match dates, right?

These fish are pretty shitty, but I can't say they are worse than the Match guys...

I have actually backed out on two guys already from POF. I think I mentioned those in the previous post…I just couldn’t find it in me to drive out to meet them and conduct an experiment….er I mean, have a date…and possibly be molested….ugh.

SPEAKING OF MOLESTATION
Hey guess who decided to text me out of nowhere the other day? Aquaman!! Haha, no no, it wasn't a dick pic. He just wanted to know how I liked my new car and if I did any mods to it.

“You didn’t respond, right?” C'mon, I couldn’t resist, so I sent some pics of the car. But that was it. I did not engage in any further conversation…

Anyway, let’s get into these shitty POF Dates!