UPDATE AND POF MESSAGES

WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?

Don't act surprised that I've been MIA people. I have mentioned this multiple times in previous posts, after all. July has been a very busy month for me, what with Comic Con and a new car and the biggest car meet of the year. And then the overtime at work each day...Shit, I'm sleep deprived over here, and I've got the bloodshot eyes to prove it!

Did i say bloodshot? I meant Deadshot.

POF DATES? 

I haven't gone on any, but don't think I'm not trying to line one (or four) up. I will admit, I did have TWO POF dates all set up and ready to go, but then I backed out because more important things came up- you know, like fun things. 

This one guy sent me a butt ton of photos of himself and in each one he looks like a colossal douche. He claims that he used to be a model and he likes to dress up all of the time, regardless of where he is going. Cool story bro.

He asked me out Friday morning- said to meet him at some really fancy restaurant about 25 miles away. Hmm, tempting. Drive 25 miles in shitty Friday traffic to sit with this pretty man while he shows me more pictures from his modeling days in some uptight fancy dining place. Naw, I tell him I've got plans already. (Hey, that fool shouldn't just assume that I don't have plans that night, yeah? It's a Friday! That's like, prime time and shit.)

That must have annoyed Mr. Pretty Boy because he hasn't texted me since. Oh well.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
There's another guy I was supposed to meet on the day I picked up my new car. Yet again, this one wasn't exactly willing to meet up halfway at least; he asked me to stop by his area after work. What the hell man? I know gas prices are high, but....

Oh right, POF is a free site. I'm dealing with a lot of cheap bastards here aren't I?

I CAN MEET ASSCLOWNS IN REAL LIFE 

So as it turns out, I don't need dating sites like Match.com or POF because I can attract dipshits in real life too! Check it out- I brought my brand new car to a shop for some minor modifications that I'd been talking to the shop owner about for three weeks leading up to this moment. They kept my car for a full day, didn't do what I asked, still charged me for it and did a really piss poor job on the stuff I did ask for. 

My car was violated and molested in their hands and afterward the shop owner asked me out on a date. He also asked me to detail his car.

Now, I could have gone through with it, because I'm sure I would've obtained some quality material for this blog. But I feared that prolonged exposure to this clown could have led to acts of violence.

Get back here, stop running for your life dammit!

SO WHAT'S NEXT THEN? 

Well, shit, I said I would get at least one POF date in here, to compare and contrast to the Match dates, and dammit, I'm a man of my word! Err, woman of my word.

So then, let's talk about prospects shall we? If I log in to my POF account right now, I've got 89 new messages. I'm pretty sure I'll find at least one in there worth meeting. I think.

Regardless, there are already two I've been chatting with that may well lead up to an in person meeting. *scrolling through messages* 

I lied. There are three I've been chatting with. Again, I'm sleep deprived here and trying my best to keep track of this- cut me some slack yeah?

In the meantime, enjoy some....

POF MESSAGES 

MESSAGE: "hey beautiful..I luv petite girls..and cars.. :)"
PROFILE HEADLINE: just checking this out..(4 Latinas only)
QUALITY PROFILE EXCERPT: if you do get a long initianing message either the guy realy fell in love with your pic lol or he has way too much time on his hands lol!!

MESSAGE: "Hey there, how are you? :)"
PROFILE HEADLINE: Originality sparks success.
QUALITY PROFILE EXCERPT: I live in the fast lane (James Bond Style), but don't mind slowing down for the right woman. [One photo says "The Man. The Myth. The Legend."]

MESSAGE: "hey "
PROFILE HEADLINE: Theres no one good on here
QUALITY PROFILE EXCERPT: Also, I think im gonna stop messaging cute girls cause its not worth the time and they take kindness and respect for granted [Wait, does that mean I'm not a cute girl then, since he messaged me? How dare you sir]

MESSAGE: "Hi. I'm [name]. Can i be your sugar daddy and take care of you with your monthly bills all cash each month in exchange for friendship? Rent,car payment,phone bill and shopping as a start .:) " [Oh man!!! JACCCKKPOTTTTT!!! haha Kidding.]
PROFILE HEADLINE: Lets go Vegas in M6 :)
QUALITY PROFILE EXCERPT: i am new to this online dating. a friend of mine told me about it and thought of giving it a try. i love being outdoors...

Oh shit, is that what I look like to the world? No wonder I attract clowns...