DATE FIVE
FRESH MEAT
Finally some fresh meat to work with. I was getting bored with my Match experience, so I cannot put into words how pleased I was when I found this guy. Or perhaps he found me. Honestly, I’ve looked through so many profiles and combed through so many emails at this point, I don't recall.
PRE-DATE
This one developed rather quickly, actually. A week ago, he messaged me, I was intrigued by the contents of the message, looked at the profile and I found myself quite pleased. Aside from being geographically desirable, he was pretty hot and mentioned the zombie apocalypse in his profile. I realize that to most women, that may not mean anything or it may actually be a turn-off. But for me, let’s just say my eyes lit up and I was filled with delight.
On the topic of zombies, I’m going to call this one Nemesis. You know, from Resident Evil. Please note that he does not resemble the Nemesis. Aside from being super tall, he’s not ugly or missing one eye. (at least, not in his photos)
We share a few messages, he provides his phone # and asks if I am free on Saturday night.
THE DATE
We meet at a restaurant that is local to the both of us. At least I know that if this one does work out, I don’t have to take a freeway to get to him. Being geographically desirable is a super perk.
As I pull up toward the restaurant, I spot him immediately- tall, nice build, clean cut… I am going to be very disappointed if this man I am spotting is not in fact the man I’ve been talking to for the past week about zombies and superheroes! Ah, but it is.
Finally some fresh meat to work with. I was getting bored with my Match experience, so I cannot put into words how pleased I was when I found this guy. Or perhaps he found me. Honestly, I’ve looked through so many profiles and combed through so many emails at this point, I don't recall.
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| Mmmm. Fresh. |
This one developed rather quickly, actually. A week ago, he messaged me, I was intrigued by the contents of the message, looked at the profile and I found myself quite pleased. Aside from being geographically desirable, he was pretty hot and mentioned the zombie apocalypse in his profile. I realize that to most women, that may not mean anything or it may actually be a turn-off. But for me, let’s just say my eyes lit up and I was filled with delight.
On the topic of zombies, I’m going to call this one Nemesis. You know, from Resident Evil. Please note that he does not resemble the Nemesis. Aside from being super tall, he’s not ugly or missing one eye. (at least, not in his photos)
We share a few messages, he provides his phone # and asks if I am free on Saturday night.
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| For you? I'm free for the next 5 Saturdays. (Unless you suck, in which case the following 4 Saturdays are now booked.) |
THE DATE
We meet at a restaurant that is local to the both of us. At least I know that if this one does work out, I don’t have to take a freeway to get to him. Being geographically desirable is a super perk.
As I pull up toward the restaurant, I spot him immediately- tall, nice build, clean cut… I am going to be very disappointed if this man I am spotting is not in fact the man I’ve been talking to for the past week about zombies and superheroes! Ah, but it is.
I walk up to him and he hugs me, but nothing seems awkward this time. I’m off to a good start! His smile is amazing, and the conversation is going smoothly. He’s witty, and I believe he may have even insulted me already, about 20 or 30 minutes in. This may seem odd to enjoy, but it wasn’t the type of insult that would piss me off. No, no. This was a clever comeback to some smart ass comment I’ve made to him. How refreshing, this one can keep up with me!
I’m taken aback, in shock, utter amazement. Something is going to be seriously wrong with him, something- anything. He’s already told me that he’s in the military and that’s usually a turn-off for women, but that doesn't bother me. No, there must be something more, something much deeper. What is wrong with you sir, I simply must find out!
After dinner, I break the one rule we ladies are supposed to follow and I end up going to his place. We have a few glasses of wine and he's gettin' all touchy feely. He’s close enough that I can smell his cologne and it smells delightful.
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| Fascinating! This one seems sharp. |
After dinner, I break the one rule we ladies are supposed to follow and I end up going to his place. We have a few glasses of wine and he's gettin' all touchy feely. He’s close enough that I can smell his cologne and it smells delightful.
But NO, NO I will not let the wine or the cologne intoxicate me, I am on a mission here. I must find out what is wrong with him, I must! I dig away, I ask questions, determined to uncover the flaws. How can such a man be single?!
I tell him that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I don’t want to fight the zombies, I want to be a zombie. He laughs and questions my logic at first, and I fire back with reasons- ah this is so invigorating; he’s not just accepting my answers, he’s not questioning me in a condescending way. We're just having a fun little debate and it's so refreshing.
I tell him about my addiction to cars and explain how they are such a huge part of my life and he doesn't judge me! Well, not out loud anyway. DAMN! I cannot get to the bottom of this in one night. I need more time. And thus, the evening ends.
I tell him that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I don’t want to fight the zombies, I want to be a zombie. He laughs and questions my logic at first, and I fire back with reasons- ah this is so invigorating; he’s not just accepting my answers, he’s not questioning me in a condescending way. We're just having a fun little debate and it's so refreshing.
I tell him about my addiction to cars and explain how they are such a huge part of my life and he doesn't judge me! Well, not out loud anyway. DAMN! I cannot get to the bottom of this in one night. I need more time. And thus, the evening ends.
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| I’ve been touched but this time I don’t feel violated. |
I need a Part II to the Nemesis date, but I have a feeling I won’t be hearing from him again for reasons unknown to me. Rather, Date 4 will come back. Stay tuned.
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