POF MESSAGES PART IV
202 USERS WANT TO MEET ME
Apparently, 202 users want to meet me. I'm thrilled. No need for introductions, let's jump into the messages.
SIXTEEN: ROTAS!? HOW DARE YOU SIR!
“Rotas on your integra?"
Ok, I can't help myself. I had to respond. My response was short and simple:
"Volk CE28Ns, thank you very much sir.
Rotas.... I'm deeply insulted."
Apparently, 202 users want to meet me. I'm thrilled. No need for introductions, let's jump into the messages.
SIXTEEN: ROTAS!? HOW DARE YOU SIR!
“Rotas on your integra?"
Ok, I can't help myself. I had to respond. My response was short and simple:
"Volk CE28Ns, thank you very much sir.
Rotas.... I'm deeply insulted."
His response:
"Well I didn't think someone would put wheels that are of greater value than the vehicle :/ but impressive. Oh and I like your 250. I was heavily considering one when I was car shopping."
Allow me to explain; Rotas are cheap, knock-off wheels that look like the higher quality, and much more expensive, brand name wheels, such as Volks. Asking me if the wheels in my picture are cheap knock off wheels is an insult as it is, but then he goes on to tell me he didn't think I'd put on wheels that are of greater value than my car...
"Well I didn't think someone would put wheels that are of greater value than the vehicle :/ but impressive. Oh and I like your 250. I was heavily considering one when I was car shopping."
Allow me to explain; Rotas are cheap, knock-off wheels that look like the higher quality, and much more expensive, brand name wheels, such as Volks. Asking me if the wheels in my picture are cheap knock off wheels is an insult as it is, but then he goes on to tell me he didn't think I'd put on wheels that are of greater value than my car...
Is this flirting? Is this just "I'm online, you're online, I'm bored so let's chat" messaging? Either way, I don't like it.
SEVENTEEN: SUP SUP
“sup sup You sure your not a car mode?l Haha. you seem cood and down to earth i would like to get to know you. lets talk and see if we connect, =)”
Hmmm.. spell-check? Punctuation? Grammar? Anything?? In his profile picture, his head is tilted upward and it looks as though he is saying "Sup", so at least that gives me a visual of what he looked like while typing this. How unfortunate that it's not a good visual.
EIGHTEEN: JOKER
“How's the search coming along?
So based off of your profile I have a funny story for you that I thought you would get a kick out of....
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He met the second man, who looked quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll try it!"
He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a "splat."
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
Lol, so what did you think? ”
Hahaha, c'mon you know you laughed. That was a good one.
“Hey there! How you doing? You seem to be enjoying life. :). Is the bar cave near Big Willow? I race out there often. ”
I think he meant "bat" cave. Regardless, I'm not telling him where it is.
TWENTY: OXYMORON
“ you seem really down to earth and grounded! My friends would consider me a jock meets nerd type, but I hope I look more the jock type than the nerd with an edge, but i'll let you decide. Anyhow, would like to hear back from you!
[name]
PS Oh - I'm a forensic engineer full-time (CSI)."
Is that an oxymoron? Jock-nerd? Or is that just high-school folklore?
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| I think I've just been e-slapped in the face. |
SEVENTEEN: SUP SUP
“sup sup You sure your not a car mode?l Haha. you seem cood and down to earth i would like to get to know you. lets talk and see if we connect, =)”
Hmmm.. spell-check? Punctuation? Grammar? Anything?? In his profile picture, his head is tilted upward and it looks as though he is saying "Sup", so at least that gives me a visual of what he looked like while typing this. How unfortunate that it's not a good visual.
EIGHTEEN: JOKER
“How's the search coming along?
So based off of your profile I have a funny story for you that I thought you would get a kick out of....
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He met the second man, who looked quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll try it!"
He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a "splat."
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
Lol, so what did you think? ”
Hahaha, c'mon you know you laughed. That was a good one.
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| Superman, you can be a real prick sometimes. |
NINETEEN: TO THE BAR CAVE!
“Hey there! How you doing? You seem to be enjoying life. :). Is the bar cave near Big Willow? I race out there often. ”
I think he meant "bat" cave. Regardless, I'm not telling him where it is.
TWENTY: OXYMORON
“ you seem really down to earth and grounded! My friends would consider me a jock meets nerd type, but I hope I look more the jock type than the nerd with an edge, but i'll let you decide. Anyhow, would like to hear back from you!
[name]
PS Oh - I'm a forensic engineer full-time (CSI)."
Is that an oxymoron? Jock-nerd? Or is that just high-school folklore?
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| Or maybe just a regular moron. |
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