MATCH UPDATES
BUT YOU QUIT, DIDN’T YOU?
Yes, I quit but I still have two open …um…pending prospects. There is Date 5 and then future Date 7.
By the way, I quit Match 3 days ago and yet I'm still receiving emails from Match. What the hell? Does my profile stay visible and allow people to message me? That's...quite disturbing actually. I'll look into that later. I mean, at some point I will really want to quit Match, forever. I hope.
Yes, I quit but I still have two open …um…pending prospects. There is Date 5 and then future Date 7.
By the way, I quit Match 3 days ago and yet I'm still receiving emails from Match. What the hell? Does my profile stay visible and allow people to message me? That's...quite disturbing actually. I'll look into that later. I mean, at some point I will really want to quit Match, forever. I hope.
I don't wanna keep getting notifications like "You've caught his attention!" or "Someone just emailed you" or my personal favorite, "Someone in the city of X just made you their favorite".... while it's all so mysterious, I'm not paying $40 just to find out what fool messaged an inactive profile.
I’ve also received a final Match Weekly Status report:
Let’s re-work that equation:
196 + 68 + 53 + 73 + 36 = 426
Over 400 men have shown interest in two months. That’s 213 men per month! That’s roughly 7 men a day. Imagine all of the dates I could have been on! Actually don't, that sounds terrible.
DATE FIVE- NEMESIS UPDATE
I’m sure my post “DATE FIVE PART II” made it quite obvious that I deeply enjoy this man’s company and so I figured he would just disappear. However, I am pleased to say that he just texted last night to let me know he’s excited for his weekend trip to Gotham City. (He really said Gotham City, that’s not something I just made up because I hope that he’s the Batman I was looking for)
I’ve also received a final Match Weekly Status report:
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| I wonder if they ever send a "You're having a shitty week" report. |
Let’s re-work that equation:
196 + 68 + 53 + 73 + 36 = 426
DATE FIVE- NEMESIS UPDATE
I’m sure my post “DATE FIVE PART II” made it quite obvious that I deeply enjoy this man’s company and so I figured he would just disappear. However, I am pleased to say that he just texted last night to let me know he’s excited for his weekend trip to Gotham City. (He really said Gotham City, that’s not something I just made up because I hope that he’s the Batman I was looking for)
That’s right ladies and gentleman, it appears I am still in the game!
DATE SEVEN- YOU REMIND ME OF A D-BAG THAT I ONCE KNEW
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| I request the highest of fives! |
DATE SEVEN- YOU REMIND ME OF A D-BAG THAT I ONCE KNEW
I mentioned I had secured a Date 7 prior to quitting Match, because you know I like to plan ahead. ETA is next weekend- well, next Friday to be exact. I sure hope Date 5 doesn’t want to go out that day cause I can’t be double booking at this point.
Date 7 has been texting me and he has a lot in common with a certain douchebag that I recently dated (the coworker). He’s not actually acting like a douche or anything but he also used to be a race car driver (like my ex) and he now drives the same type of car that my ex does. He kinda looks like him too. Hmmm, what are the odds?
Well, we shouldn’t let that stop us from meeting him right? Of course not! What would be the fun in that!? Stay tuned...
Date 7 has been texting me and he has a lot in common with a certain douchebag that I recently dated (the coworker). He’s not actually acting like a douche or anything but he also used to be a race car driver (like my ex) and he now drives the same type of car that my ex does. He kinda looks like him too. Hmmm, what are the odds?
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| There's something about you that makes me want to run and you can bet your ass that I'm gonna stick around to find out what it is. |
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