MATCH MESSAGES PART VI
MORE MATCH MESSAGES
Ok, obviously these aren't "new" messages from Match but hey- they are new to you! I saved them before quitting.
Anyway, let's get right into it:
TWENTY-SIX: MR. PERSISTENT
“Just wanted to say hi again and thought I would give it another shot. I would really like to get to know you, I think we would really get along. Hope to hear back from you, take care and have a good day.
[Name]”
Ok, obviously these aren't "new" messages from Match but hey- they are new to you! I saved them before quitting.
Anyway, let's get right into it:
TWENTY-SIX: MR. PERSISTENT
“Just wanted to say hi again and thought I would give it another shot. I would really like to get to know you, I think we would really get along. Hope to hear back from you, take care and have a good day.
[Name]”
I emailed back on this one, only because he was so persistent. If I remember correctly, he was a cop and used the word “lol” way too much in his message. In his profile, he went on and on about how he’s a nice guy and always gets the short end of the stick when it comes to dating, and how he’s looking for that special somebody.
After meeting a few losers, I wasn't taking Match that seriously, so I didn’t think it would be a good idea to meet up with him in person. That and he’d probably give me a fix-it ticket for not having a front plate on my car.
TWENTY-SEVEN: HAT TIPPED OFF TO ME
“You are without equal THE most amazing woman I have come across since I joined this site. I tip my hat off to you lovely lady, nicely done.”
Thank you for this compliment sir. I am simply just not that interested though so moving on...
TWENTY-EIGHT: TEMPTING
“yeah, DC! we're working with them on a TV special right now...it'll blow mindzzzzzz
u ARE going to con this year, yeah??
[name]”
A TV special about DC Comics you say? Tempting, but I did not respond.
TWENTY-NINE: GOOFY FUN
“you sound awesome and although I'm not a huge gamer I also spit my drink out about the ninja comment.
I went to culinary school so you'll have plenty of homemade treats and meals. I also run the concierge desk at a hotel so I'm encouraged to try new restaurants and fun places.
I really want to see if we click because you're really funny, fun and beautiful. I'm looking for someone spunky to settle down with so I'd love to see if we have chemistry. Message me back and we'll see where things go and eventually maybe coffee or something goofy fun.”
Dang, we can eventually get to coffee? Man, tis quite the incentive there. And I don’t know what goofy fun would entail if coffee is the thing we are eventually trying to get to.
THIRTY: YOUNG-LOOKING, BUT NOT YOUNG
“Hi
My name is [Name]. I was born in HK. I came to US when I was 16.
I'm very impressed at your sincere, well-written and genuine profile.
Most friends describe me as honest, confident, young-looking, romantic with a great sense of humor. I love all your beautiful photos and costume especially suckerpunch movie.
Like you, I'm honest, down-to-earth, car-lover, love trying new things and especially love to travel.
I worked as a bartender while attending Grad school in [College]. I'm a CPA with BS in Finance and Business information System. I represent US in a 4-day intense badminton tournament in Taiwan last year.
Anyway, As of now, I'm very much attracted to you and I sincerely want to meet you.
I believe we are a good match and sincerely hope I'm your special someone.
PLEASE reply or text me at ### ### ####. thanks so much.
PS: I love your brillant smile and I'm sure other people must have mentioned to you before.”
This guy is 40, but his message states that he is “young-looking” so I gotta see. No sir, no you are not. At least not in your photos.
After meeting a few losers, I wasn't taking Match that seriously, so I didn’t think it would be a good idea to meet up with him in person. That and he’d probably give me a fix-it ticket for not having a front plate on my car.
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| Clearly you cannot put a front plate on the Batmobile. It throws off the whole look! |
TWENTY-SEVEN: HAT TIPPED OFF TO ME
“You are without equal THE most amazing woman I have come across since I joined this site. I tip my hat off to you lovely lady, nicely done.”
Thank you for this compliment sir. I am simply just not that interested though so moving on...
TWENTY-EIGHT: TEMPTING
“yeah, DC! we're working with them on a TV special right now...it'll blow mindzzzzzz
u ARE going to con this year, yeah??
[name]”
A TV special about DC Comics you say? Tempting, but I did not respond.
TWENTY-NINE: GOOFY FUN
“you sound awesome and although I'm not a huge gamer I also spit my drink out about the ninja comment.
I went to culinary school so you'll have plenty of homemade treats and meals. I also run the concierge desk at a hotel so I'm encouraged to try new restaurants and fun places.
I really want to see if we click because you're really funny, fun and beautiful. I'm looking for someone spunky to settle down with so I'd love to see if we have chemistry. Message me back and we'll see where things go and eventually maybe coffee or something goofy fun.”
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| Is this where "goofy fun" takes place? |
THIRTY: YOUNG-LOOKING, BUT NOT YOUNG
“Hi
My name is [Name]. I was born in HK. I came to US when I was 16.
I'm very impressed at your sincere, well-written and genuine profile.
Most friends describe me as honest, confident, young-looking, romantic with a great sense of humor. I love all your beautiful photos and costume especially suckerpunch movie.
Like you, I'm honest, down-to-earth, car-lover, love trying new things and especially love to travel.
I worked as a bartender while attending Grad school in [College]. I'm a CPA with BS in Finance and Business information System. I represent US in a 4-day intense badminton tournament in Taiwan last year.
Anyway, As of now, I'm very much attracted to you and I sincerely want to meet you.
I believe we are a good match and sincerely hope I'm your special someone.
PLEASE reply or text me at ### ### ####. thanks so much.
PS: I love your brillant smile and I'm sure other people must have mentioned to you before.”
This guy is 40, but his message states that he is “young-looking” so I gotta see. No sir, no you are not. At least not in your photos.
This guy put his phone number in the first message requesting a reply with the word “please” in all caps. Dude. Bro. Buddy. Take it easy.
I must say, I've attracted a lot of Asians on this site....what is it; the cars or the nerdy things I'm into that draws them in? Hmm, not that there's anything wrong with it. Simply an observation. I seem to get more of a mix on POF.
Speaking of POF...let's look at some recent messages from there, shall we?
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| People are always complimenting me on how young I look. Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. |
I must say, I've attracted a lot of Asians on this site....what is it; the cars or the nerdy things I'm into that draws them in? Hmm, not that there's anything wrong with it. Simply an observation. I seem to get more of a mix on POF.
Speaking of POF...let's look at some recent messages from there, shall we?
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